And I made that costume in like 10 minutes! I heard there was a party that night and was like, "Shit! Bedsheet? check. Facepaint? check. 18 inch double-dildo from car-ride across the US? check. Hmm... Zebra? Perfect!"

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You stopped by my party on the way to your other party, and I then had this conversation with like 3 separate roommates' girlfriends:

"Who the hell was the guy with the...zebra....uh, someone said he knows you."

"That was my boss."

"Heh. Dude, really, who was it?"

"It's seriously my boss."

"..."

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And for all these years, I'd assumed that you bought the dildo just for your costume...

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I think whitaker was involved. As for exactly how, I prefer ignorance.

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I think I agree, haha

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