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Heh... [Oct. 31st, 2008|05:59 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Brains...
http://google.com/robots.txt
User-agent: zombies
Disallow: /brains

User-agent: *
Allow: /searchhistory/
Disallow: /news?output=xhtml&
Allow: /news?output=xhtml
Disallow: /search
Disallow: /groups
Disallow: /images
Disallow: /catalogs
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[User Picture]From: ydna
2008-11-01 01:41 am (UTC)
I'm a little disappointed by http://google.com/brains then.
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[User Picture]From: gsap
2008-11-01 08:05 am (UTC)
So do I about http://google.com/gcc.
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[User Picture]From: boggyb
2008-11-01 07:57 pm (UTC)

http://www.livejournal.com/robots.txt
User-Agent: *
Disallow: /directory.bml
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Ah, zombies are allowed to eat LiveJournal brains!

http://www.livejournal.com/brains
I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!

On second thoughts, I'm not sure that brain would be safe to eat...

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