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I get the dumbest emails. [Nov. 24th, 2008|09:28 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
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Oh man.
Hi there Brad

I've been looking around the internet for a solution to our population explosion of auto garage doors. I'll give you my situation & my vision.

Here goes, We live in a small village, St.germans Cornwall UK. Both my missus & I have moved to a retirement area,nice!! not.. To late now, we live here.All the oldies are not into us at all (as we are young).You know how it is.

Well these people need to be taught a lesson, i think.hahaha.. Well most of them have single auto garage doors. This is where you come in hopefully. (I noticed your website & what your into).

Is there anywhere i can buy or make a door opener. My vision is to sit out in the garden with the guys & a few beers, watching the mass confusion as the neighbours lose control of their beloved doors opening/closing or not even working.

Can you help? You guys helped us in wars in the pasted, can you in this one. Britain needs you, haha lol...

Cheers
[name redacted because I'm not a total asshole]
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[User Picture]From: tupshin
2008-11-25 05:45 am (UTC)
Wow.

Just...wow.

and LOL
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[User Picture]From: epiphany
2008-11-25 05:50 am (UTC)

I've Noticed Your Website

...and think you are into making garage doors open in foreign countries?



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[User Picture]From: burr86
2008-11-25 06:06 am (UTC)
Admit it, it would be funny for at least ten minutes or so. :)
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[User Picture]From: digital_coma
2008-11-25 06:29 am (UTC)

lol

All the oldies are not into us at all (as we are young).You know how it is.
lol, Brad, are you that old to know the situation? %))
seriously, that WAS funny :) you should write him back!
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[User Picture]From: brad
2008-11-25 06:37 am (UTC)

Re: lol

I enjoyed that part as well.
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[User Picture]From: digital_coma
2008-11-25 08:24 am (UTC)

Re: lol

come to think, I'd die if I had to live in a place with noone of my age in the neighborhood. poor guy
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[User Picture]From: endquote
2008-11-25 07:31 am (UTC)
Today, your garage door. Tomorrow, the world's garage doors?
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[User Picture]From: leahculver
2008-11-25 07:37 am (UTC)
Aww. I think it's kind of cute. The mental picture of the guy standing around with his friends opening his neighbors garage doors is pretty funny. Maybe you could just let him know about TV-B-Gone?
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[User Picture]From: scosol
2008-11-26 07:44 am (UTC)
garage door scanners have been made since before i didn't graduate high school :)

http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=garage+door+scanner&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
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[User Picture]From: tha_moose
2008-11-25 09:16 am (UTC)
Awwww, man. We're not all dumb in the UK! :(
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[User Picture]From: hashbangperl
2008-11-25 09:45 am (UTC)

There really isn't much to do in St Germans

It's miles from anywhere, surrounded by muddy estuary feeding the Tamar river and seems to have the sole purpose of looking pretty as you take in the majestic views from one of IKB's viaducts on the way from civilisation towards the pagan badlands of kernow.
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[User Picture]From: ellenlouise
2008-11-25 02:01 pm (UTC)
Someone actually just mentioned that town in Cornwall to me, and said it was very pretty.
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[User Picture]From: xorax
2008-11-25 02:18 pm (UTC)
Nice! It would also be cool to distantly turn on/off lawn sprinklers, electricity, water supply etc..
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-11-25 03:07 pm (UTC)

thats retracted einstein

if you use redacted, you mean you changed the original text, and published the alternate one, not hidden it.
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[User Picture]From: cuneiforms
2008-11-25 04:58 pm (UTC)

Re: thats retracted einstein

Merriam-Webster says: "1. To put in writing; specif., to frame; draft; as, to redact a proclamation. 2. To reduce to good or suitable form; put in shape, as for publication; edit; revise."



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[User Picture]From: kelly
2008-11-25 05:44 pm (UTC)

Re: thats retracted einstein

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Look up redact in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

Redact may refer to:

Redacted, a 2007 film

Redaction, a form of editing in which multiple sources are combined and subjected to minor alteration to create a definitive and coherent work

Sanitization (classified information), the process of removing sensitive information

Torah redactor
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[User Picture]From: righellis
2008-11-25 10:33 pm (UTC)
...and when you are done developing that, a wireless device that flushes toilets would be awesome! Even if the toilet doesn't need to be flushed.
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