“(voice post still works)”

brad

“So, uh, we still got like fifty-five minutes before our movie--hic--dyah, movie starts because, uh, umm, our dinner reservations, uh, were a little early and we didn't take that long eating so we're at the movie theater (hic) like fifty-five minutes before we actually need to watch the movie.

So, uh, I was like, hey look, I got a quarter in my little breast pocket here because, uh, I took the bus to work today because, umm, the weather wasn't too in--hic--interesting and I was like, fuck, I don't want to ride the bike, so, umm, [???] the bus to work, I haven't done that in three, four weeks now. It's a dollar twenty-five--hic--to ride the bus, but I, I always forget, is it a dollar twenty-five or is it a dollar-fifty? So I brought six quarters with me today, and then it turned out it was only a dollar twenty-five, so I've buh been carrying around this ex--hic--extra quarter all day, so now I'm sitting here at the movie theater, and I'm like, yo I have fifty-five minutes before the movie starts, maybe I'll go play a little videogame, but (a) all the video games look pretty fucking dumb, and (b) uhm, a single quarter doe--hic--doesn't do anything, can't even watch a single videogame, can't play a single videogame with a single quarter--so, like, some videogames are like a dollar and some video games are like two dollars... and I got a single quarter, and--hic--uh, that's pretty lame.

Oh, except for, Dina just came back and she's got like eight-hundred quarters or something, so uh, I think she wants to play videogames maybe? or like use those little claw things and grab like eight billion of those little uh--hic--uh, sponge-man-bob like stuffed animals, that'll probably take like eighteen tries to get 'em at two dollars so it's like, it's like a lot of money.

So um, yeah, I guess were gonna play some videogames now, but umn, they all look pretty dumb, so, I don't know how I feel about that... I'll probably play some race car. Alright, bye.”

“Lowes theatre tried to haxor my shizit. Any of you honkies get your shizit haxored by them?”

granting

“mein hut, er hat drei ecken”

“This is another test of the GSM .WAV file, instead of, uh, .OGG file because ipodder doesn't transcode. Uh, yeah, bye.”

“Oh man! I just discovered this great religion here in Cali called Scientology!”

garrettpalm

“... go out drinking, whitaker falls asleep on max, pukes on me/self, sleeps at office...”

brad

“Toe clips are awesome because they let me work all the little muscles in my legs that I didn't know I had. Also, I love my new bike because it let me fly around Haag Lake like I've never flown before. I sound really out of breath because I feel like I'm going to puke. That is all.”

whitaker

“The Trappist turple trapped me with his tricky treasonous travesty.”

“I'm a dork and I'm giving my GPS coordinates to other dorks (that's you SCSI!). Essentially I'm not too far from home.”

dina

“Brad:
"Whitaker's an idiot and put his credit card in but forgot to pump the gas".
His phone cuts out a lot and Whitaker tries to justifies it, but during this effort he starts drving in the wrong direction and loses all credability.”

dina

“"On the road again"
"New battery, new alternator"
"I'll be back in portland in like 3 hours"
"I'd also like to say, 'fuck you' to my car stereo, because it doesn't have nonvolatile memory.'"
"That's it, heading home"”

octal

“stealing bike of girl
still waiting for car repair
cop following me”

octal

“So, Michael and I have rewritten phonepostd, and this is a test. And indeed, my little file is growing. Go, little file! And it hasn't been deleted so far, so that's good. Ummm, yeah.

Say "Hi," Michael.

"Hello!"

Um, should we go get Mark Smith to sing us a song?

Yeah, I think we should.

Oh, but he's not here. Oh, Jesse wants to talk. Hey Jesse, can you sing us a song?

How can I sing you a song, get you phone away from me, bastard.

Yeah, that's the kind sort of kind fellows we have working here. Okay, bye.”

“... Hello....
My name is Brad.

I am... testing... phone posting hoping I fixed the bug.

... Which wasn't my bug!

I am bug fixer, and it's lots of fun.”

brad

“So I'm, uh, drinking a Razzmatazz from Jamba Juice.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
I found out today there's like... (what was it...) 2,300 calls to Phone Post today or something?
Like, that's a lot of calls.
And there were like 16 calls at once, at the peak?
Uh, pretty popular. Pretty cool.
Need to get some more phone numbers now.
For all my peeps in... Portland and Seattle and places.
Looking into that. Fun stuff.
What else? Nothing.
I'll be home in a couple of minutes; wanted to see if this thing was still ticking.
Guess so.
Uh, goodbye!”

“(terrible singing from me, mahlon, and ferrell)”

brad

“yo yo yo

'yea!'

so mahlon and I are debugging something

um, bye”

brad

“blah blah blah blah blah”

brad

“Hello LiveJournal friends! This is a phone post and, um, I don't really have anything to say! But I'll just keep talking. Why not? I kinda just want to see how big these files can get since we'll probably be hosting hundreds of thousands of them shortly here, but I think we have a couple hundred gig free — or 700 or so — so not a problem.

Blah ba-blah blah.

I wonder if people are gonna record mp3s, like over their crappy speakers over their cell phones and then the recording industry will be like “they have illegal music played through a cell phone going over VoIP reencoded as an MP3 in mono.” It's pretty much analog. Sounds like shit.

Uhh, bye!”