From eli: I think we need the LiveJournal carwash dude :-) We could make it like...wildthings...we'd DEFINITELY raise some bank :-)
From jgambrell: 1. Look for every LiveJournal user under the age of... let's say 20. Then, read their journal and blackmail the information they place upon (e.g. I got drunk with the money I was SUPPOSED to spend on books for blind children) to their parents/girlfriend/boyfriend/live partner.
From maggles: If worse comes to worst.. you could always sell your body eh? , but then she found out I have a girlfriend.
Er, there a bunch of other good ones too but I can't find them now.