In Las Vegas now, at the airport. Exhausted. Need sleep. Next stop: Omaha-- gateway to the midwest. (Iowa "don't have no airports") I'm trying to work on my midwest-speak before I get there... I've figured it out I think: you just have to bastardize most the verbs.... I'm learning it now by listening in on people's conversations here at the gate. More updates later, provided I find a net connection in Iowa. Out.