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Party! [Jul. 12th, 2000|08:39 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
So, Nick and I went through a car-wash and the dude working it (some Asian guy, probably 16 or 17) invites us to a party. He hands us a flyer that reads:
    "Party"

    When:
    July 29

    Host and Contact
    Gadin - 599-6820
    Lance - 441-7925
He said the admission cost is just bringing girls. So, if you're in the Portland area, give one of those numbers a call (area code 503) and ask where it's at. Tell them some dude at Kaddy Kar Wash gave you the flyer. Nick and I must have looked pretty hard-core with our sunglasses on, hats backwards, driving my pimp mobile, and me with my goatee. Shiiiit. :-P Now, I wonder how old the girls they want us to bring should be.... 19-21? 16-18? In other words: legal or jail-bait? Heh. Recommendations? Thoughts? Who wants to go? ;-P
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[User Picture]From: dana
2000-07-12 08:44 pm (UTC)
me me!

::raising hand:: :P
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-07-12 08:58 pm (UTC)

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Cool. I'll give you a call before the party.
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From: ex_lenz635
2000-07-12 09:08 pm (UTC)

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hey i thought we were going to chelan that weekend :P
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[User Picture]From: dana
2000-07-12 09:11 pm (UTC)

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i know silly :P thought id ditch you for a party with a bunch of 16 yr olds, you dont mind do you? its just your birthday
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From: ex_lenz635
2000-07-12 09:17 pm (UTC)

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yeah, that's what i figured
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[User Picture]From: paula
2000-07-12 09:17 pm (UTC)

party?

So are you guys *really* going to go?
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[User Picture]From: erik
2000-07-12 10:08 pm (UTC)

Re: party?

You look like jail-bait.. they might not let you in..
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[User Picture]From: eli
2000-07-12 10:30 pm (UTC)

Re: party?

HAHAH...agreed :-)
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[User Picture]From: eli
2000-07-12 10:36 pm (UTC)

Conspiracy...

Dude, I bet they want your car. The guy at the car wash hands out flyers to anybody with a really nice car. Everybody goes to this party, gets trashed...and all the cars get jacked. Take the Taurus if you go :-)
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[User Picture]From: greg
2000-07-12 10:39 pm (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

LOL, the V-Tech _IS_ the asian mobile!
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[User Picture]From: eli
2000-07-12 10:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

Yeah...that's what I'm sayin' :-)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-07-12 10:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

No, a 4-cylinder Civic with a V-Tec STICKER is the classic Asian mobile.
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[User Picture]From: greg
2000-07-12 10:54 pm (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

Actually, it's the 4-cylinder Civic hatchback with the Type-R sticker. It's a foregone conclusion that it's rolling around with V-Tech!!

AZIAN PRIDE!!! hehe.
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From: chadg
2000-07-12 11:25 pm (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

LOL!!

(who's Asian, but thinks those Rice Rockets are fuckin' hilarious)
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[User Picture]From: greg
2000-07-13 10:24 am (UTC)

Re: Conspiracy...

Alright, well, here's the whole low down on the Pimp AZIAN mobeel!!!

Your lowered Honda Civic Hatchback. It's gotta be so low that you have to take half an hour to get over a half an inch speed bump. Tinted windows out the ass, one of those types where if you're inside in the middle of the afternoon it's as dark as midnight in the middle of Kansas. You also need to have those really flashy (read: ugly) rims for those 13 inch tires. There's the body kit, those phat Stillen fender bras and side panels. On the back, you gotta show your Type-R pride by having that Type-R sticker, even though Type-R doesn't exist in the United States. And our tour finally ends at the cool exhaust that's so large that you can fit a petite woman's ass into.

Thus endth the Azian Mobile tour. $5 donations are welcomed.
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