This is GOD! Mend your ways! Honor thy father and thy mother! Keep your pecker in your pants! Repent! Repent!
In other news, our home network is now sitting behind a Linksys Cable/DSL router with 4 10/100 switched ports (and hubs connected to hubs). The good part is now that box does the NAT, and now my parents can reboot the Win98 machine upstairs as much as they damn well please without killing all my login sessions.