Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick

The Onion

God I love The Onion:
  • concorde crash. -- "I once crashed my dad's Chrysler Concorde, but I only killed, like, four people."
  • keep cool tips -- "Strenuous exercise can lead to heat exhaustion. If you must have sex, let the bitch do all the work."

  • Happy Birthday!

    Happy 20th Birthday, LiveJournal! 🐐🎂🎉

  • hi

    Posting from the iPhone app. Maybe I'm unblocked now.

  • Why, hello...

    Long time no see. How's my baby doing?

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