I can't sleep, and I got bored of browsing the web, so I went to watch some TV. There's nothing on at 3:00 am except infomercials and porn. So I watched porn. No, it wasn't hard-core nasty porn, it was Cinemax wanna-be porn. The dialog, acting, and sex scenes were all so horrible I had to come back here to the computer. Plus one of the two chicks the gardener was banging was fricking ugly... every part of her. A ho does not a good porn flick make... you need a somewhat attractive ho. Also, I know they don't actually have intercourse when shooting Cinemax porn but I've never seen one where it was so obvious: at one point she's laying flat on her back and he's on his knees standing as tall as he can, thrusting away in mid-air halfway up her thigh. On top of all that the camera man was walking around with the camera, bumping all along, playing with the zoom constantly. Do they watch these things when they're done making them? Do they know know much they suck? You'd think they'd learn.
Anyway, who cares. Back to browsing the web. I'm going to go make some food too... starving. Only ate one meal today.