Fuck Sprintlink.net's internet backbone.
Fuck the UW CS lab's printers and print queue system.
Fuck Voicestream's inadequate network.
Fuck MySQL's table locking.
Each of the above represents a huge problem that's pissed me off today. But you know what? Fuck it.
I'm going to go out in the rain and spin my chains, probably cutting up the inside of my fingers some more.
# shutdown -h now