People to kill....

... my housemate Brittany, for buying a car alarm for her Jeep that would put even the most gang-bangin' homey-g-wannabe to shame.

It's raining now and with every raindrop that hits the car, the alarm chirps. I kid you not --- the thing is beeping incessantly. I'm about to take a baseball bat to it, because the continual siren might be less annoying.