if (canada) { leave; }

Because that Canadian article made mention of my personal website URL (and I'd rather they didn't), I've now instructed my webserver to redirect all Canadian traffic to bradfitz.com to go to netnanny.com instead.... perhaps they'll buy some Internet filtering software so parents that are too busy to teach their kids manners, politeness, and tolerance can now block what their kids do on the net, instead of blaming the problem on the medium used. I was going to redirect them to aboot.com, but figured that was a little distasteful and unproductive.