Nikon has a 24x7 tech support 800 number: major points for them already. i'm on hold now waiting for a "support specialist" ... they're thanking me for my "continued patience". whatever. I just want my new toy to work.
I get one toy and it's broken.
Other new toy ships to the wrong side of the country.
Room smells like mold, despite carpet cleaning.
(had to throw that last one in there while I'm complaining)