a telemarketer just called me with the stupidest sell line ever... i forget what it was. something about saving the children and rain forests and blind children. i mumbled something about being a poor college student and had to go. she asked if she could call back in a few days. to get her to shut up I said, "um... sure." she asked, "Are you Alfred?" I laughed.... "No, that must be somebody that lived here previously." She asked my name. "Mike Rode". Hahahahaaha.