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before I crash, an update [Dec. 12th, 2000|12:55 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
scott and I were half-way through blade runner when Evan, Raja, and a friend of Raja's stopped by. they discussed shortest path algorithms and operating systems while Scott tried to ignore them all and watch the movie. Evan hax0red my windows box and looked at people's journals.

I've been on and off IRC the past bit, because everybody's network blows. Can anybody run a reliable network? nope. In the Federal Republic of Brad there will be no computers, and thus no networks, so we won't have this problem.

Been awake over 20 hours now. It's about time to crash.
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[User Picture]From: lindsay
2000-12-12 01:06 am (UTC)
No computers in the FROB?? Dude, you've convinced me, I must leave this insane world and join all of you in the republic :)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-12-12 01:08 am (UTC)

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Computers are only a tool to assist in making money, and there is no money in FROB ... only beer and boats and beds, which we make or steal.

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[User Picture]From: yizhe
2000-12-12 01:41 am (UTC)
A suggestion I have :

We pool our money together and buy a few Anti-Air missiles and we lock them on either USPS / FEDEX planes. Then we shoot them down whenever we need cash. Afterall, cheap stuff ships using seaway, and those high valued item usually ship via air.

And to avoid being attack, we shall all live underground and we will grow trees on the top and rear an army of killer chimps.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-12-12 01:53 am (UTC)

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good idea!
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From: kelseyb
2000-12-12 03:06 am (UTC)
crazy communist ;)
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[User Picture]From: yizhe
2000-12-12 04:04 am (UTC)

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I don't like communism. It is bound to fail.

I like democracy with slight dictatorship from the leading party so that there will be stability in the country.

I like Brad's Republic because I love chimps and AA Missiles.
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From: kelseyb
2000-12-12 05:35 am (UTC)

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agreed. missiles and chimps seem the way to go, count me in.
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[User Picture]From: erik
2000-12-12 01:49 am (UTC)
CORRECTION: beer and boats and beds and BLOWJOBS. Can't forget the ever-essential "fourth 'b'".
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-12-12 01:53 am (UTC)

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you didn't read a previous comment of mine where I said everybody needs to get diseased screened before entering the country, then sexin' for all.
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[User Picture]From: erik
2000-12-12 01:57 am (UTC)
w0rd b00ty to that. :-)
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[User Picture]From: petfish
2000-12-12 07:20 am (UTC)
Sweet!

Feh, OPN splits like hell. No idea why, bad network routing maybe. I'm an oper on a MUCH more stable net.
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[User Picture]From: patrick
2000-12-12 03:17 am (UTC)
du0d, i'm so there when your dream becomes a reality. it will be glorious!
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[User Picture]From: lindsay
2000-12-12 10:48 am (UTC)

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I'm all about living the life of a pirate....aaarrrrgghhh...
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[User Picture]From: starzz
2000-12-12 01:54 am (UTC)
yay! brad fixed directory *pet*
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[User Picture]From: robobrien
2000-12-12 03:09 pm (UTC)

Question...

I'm just curious: In the FRB, will I be able to have:



  1. A Hummer...
  2. A Harem...
  3. A special harem just for the Hummer...
  4. And a hamster?


(Hey...I'm fairly easy to please)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-12-12 03:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Question...

sure... sounds fine.
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[User Picture]From: yizhe
2000-12-12 05:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Question...

We need all animal screen first and tag with those high tech GPS chips so we can find them. We dont want them to run to the chimps headquaters or spreading some dog disease to our beloved chimps.

Maybe, we will train your hamster to be killer hamster and they might be the able to lend a hand in times of war.

Finally, prostitute and drugs taker will not be allowed into the land of brad. Slave are encourage to come here and be release from slavery. Anyone caught taking drugs or involve in prostitution will be sentense to death and be fed to our beloved killer chimps.

Sex at any age is allowed, there is no age restriction to anything. Porn movies 'may' be publicly screened. Since there is no internet, our only source of movies is to shoot fedex planes and wish some idiot who try to sneak in CDs ship via fedex.

Finally, we will have no govt., the president will be brad. Chimps and human will be treated equally. No discrimination against any race.. umm.. any species. We are NOT allowed to eat chimps but chimps allowed to eat us.

Anyone who come to Brad's Land cannot leave the land. All loot will be stored in the Brad's Federal Reserve. There will be no f' greenspan to control it. It will be distributed evenly among the citizens.

There will be no court of law. Anyone who broke the rules of Brad's Land will be put to a 1 v 1 fight with a killer chimp. If he was to survive, he will be released, however, he may face further punishment for killing a chimp... so there's no way out, you just keep on fighting chimps for the rest of your life.

How did ya think of the above proposal?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2000-12-12 05:54 pm (UTC)

Re: Question...

Yizhe, you rule!
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