I want to take a shower but somebody's in there. It'd better not be Erik else there's gonna be some ass whoopin' to do. He's always using our shower now. Grrrrrr.
I have to object to your use of it just on principal, though --- once you start using it others might discover it and then I'd never get any of that wonderful shower for myself.
If it becomes a tourist attraction, you only have yourselves to blame! It was a well-kept secret until you and Val started complaining daily about it. No one would've been the wiser if you guys could've just left well enough alone. :P