anybody want to feed me?
anybody want to do my homework?
anybody want to give me a few million dollars so I can buy a house and afford food and computers for the rest of my life?
it's not that I don't have money for food.... I'm just too lazy to cook, and I don't want to go out to eat. oh, the dilemma.
i'm going to need a few more million if to afford a personal chef to make me quesdillas and tacos whenever I want them. mmmm...
maybe I will cook.
but first, stupid homework.