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oh, great. [Mar. 27th, 2001|04:42 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
The not-smart girl and not-smart friends of hers are back, giggling away, being loud, and being just generally retarded.

Where's my noise-cancelling gun?
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[User Picture]From: weh
2001-03-27 04:49 pm (UTC)
I'm still trying to find mine. Damn court order.
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[User Picture]From: m3rkvry
2001-03-27 04:52 pm (UTC)
Are these not-smart people aware of the reflection of your life that exists on LiveJournal? Do they not-often read it? Are you going to have to deal with a lot of not-pleasant attitude, resulting?

One of the disadvantages of LJ . . . I can't complain about stupid people I know being stupid, anymore. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: anilnaik
2001-03-27 04:52 pm (UTC)
I resort to playing the Gipsy Kings very loud when they are outside my door.
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[User Picture]From: twistah
2001-03-27 05:08 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-03-27 05:13 pm (UTC)

Re:

How do hard metals and ceramics lessen noise? Wouldn't they just carry the vibrations right through? It seems you need a soft material to be effective.
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[User Picture]From: way2tired
2001-03-27 07:50 pm (UTC)

soundproofing

The closer to sponge-like or vacuuous the better!
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[User Picture]From: sillz
2001-03-27 05:14 pm (UTC)
Those girls are nothing a good electric staple gun wouldnt fix ;)
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[User Picture]From: flashfire
2001-03-27 05:17 pm (UTC)

I've got the solution for you!

What you need, my friend, is a bowel disruptor, with settings like "loose," "watery," "prolapse," "unbearable gut horror," and "shat into unconsciousness."

Think that'd work?
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[User Picture]From: twistah
2001-03-27 11:35 pm (UTC)

Re: I've got the solution for you!

"The Brown Noise"
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[User Picture]From: kvance
2001-03-27 05:23 pm (UTC)
Where's my noise-cancelling gun?

Here it is. The Tommy gun usually does the trick :)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-03-27 05:25 pm (UTC)

Re:

yea'!
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[User Picture]From: chuck
2001-03-27 08:30 pm (UTC)
Arnold's little toy in Terminator 2...

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It's a beauty...
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[User Picture]From: trista
2001-03-28 07:38 am (UTC)
I've found stupid-seeking missiles to be quite effective in situations such as this. They are difficult to find, though, and rather expensive.
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[User Picture]From: hawk
2001-03-28 12:04 pm (UTC)
Not true.

1) Place filled metal gas can, preferably brightly colored, in open area.

2) Cut small hole in upper side of gas can, allow gas to leak to quiescence. Place grill lighter into hole, with control portion protruding, secure firmly.

3) Place large visible sign indicating button on lighter which reads, "Please do not press, experiment in progress."

4) Leave.
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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2001-03-28 12:59 pm (UTC)
thanks for the tip...umm...i mean...that's terrible...yeah, that's it...

*scribbles down brief note to self to purchase a gas can later...*
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[User Picture]From: trista
2001-03-28 01:07 pm (UTC)
Excellent. I shall place several around my office building tomorrow before I leave for the day, and call in sick on Friday to avoid the idiots who will set them off. Perfect.
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