I'm still trying to find mine. Damn court order.

Are these not-smart people aware of the reflection of your life that exists on LiveJournal? Do they not-often read it? Are you going to have to deal with a lot of not-pleasant attitude, resulting?

One of the disadvantages of LJ . . . I can't complain about stupid people I know being stupid, anymore. ;-)

I resort to playing the Gipsy Kings very loud when they are outside my door.

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Of course if you're feeling like spending even more:

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(Too bad that picture is 404)

How do hard metals and ceramics lessen noise? Wouldn't they just carry the vibrations right through? It seems you need a soft material to be effective.

The closer to sponge-like or vacuuous the better!

Those girls are nothing a good electric staple gun wouldnt fix ;)

What you need, my friend, is a bowel disruptor, with settings like "loose," "watery," "prolapse," "unbearable gut horror," and "shat into unconsciousness."

Think that'd work?

"The Brown Noise"

Where's my noise-cancelling gun?

Here it is. The Tommy gun usually does the trick :)

yea'!

Arnold's little toy in Terminator 2...

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It's a beauty...

I've found stupid-seeking missiles to be quite effective in situations such as this. They are difficult to find, though, and rather expensive.

Not true.

1) Place filled metal gas can, preferably brightly colored, in open area.

2) Cut small hole in upper side of gas can, allow gas to leak to quiescence. Place grill lighter into hole, with control portion protruding, secure firmly.

3) Place large visible sign indicating button on lighter which reads, "Please do not press, experiment in progress."

4) Leave.

thanks for the tip...umm...i mean...that's terrible...yeah, that's it...

*scribbles down brief note to self to purchase a gas can later...*

Excellent. I shall place several around my office building tomorrow before I leave for the day, and call in sick on Friday to avoid the idiots who will set them off. Perfect.