||[Mar. 27th, 2001|04:42 pm]
The not-smart girl and not-smart friends of hers are back, giggling away, being loud, and being just generally retarded.|
Where's my noise-cancelling gun?
2001-03-28 12:04 pm (UTC)
1) Place filled metal gas can, preferably brightly colored, in open area.
2) Cut small hole in upper side of gas can, allow gas to leak to quiescence. Place grill lighter into hole, with control portion protruding, secure firmly.
3) Place large visible sign indicating button on lighter which reads, "Please do not press, experiment in progress."
thanks for the tip...umm...i mean...that's terrible...yeah, that's it...
*scribbles down brief note to self to purchase a gas can later...*
Excellent. I shall place several around my office building tomorrow before I leave for the day, and call in sick on Friday to avoid the idiots who will set them off. Perfect.