*rolls eyes*
Eight ball, do you foresee a nap in my immediate future?
"It is decidedly so."
Eight ball, am I going to get anally raped on this midterm?
"Without a doubt."
With Astroglide?
"Hahah ... you wish."
Damnit.
Nobody reads my LiveJournal anymore, but thank you to everybody in Russia protesting Putin's insane war against Ukraine. (I know it's risky…
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Posting from the iPhone app. Maybe I'm unblocked now.