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Early studying [Apr. 27th, 2001|06:41 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Up at 6:30 to study for midterm .... woohoo.
*rolls eyes*

Eight ball, do you foresee a nap in my immediate future?
"It is decidedly so."

Eight ball, am I going to get anally raped on this midterm?
"Without a doubt."

With Astroglide?
"Hahah ... you wish."

Damnit.
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[User Picture]From: eli
2001-04-27 06:58 am (UTC)

I feel your pain

Up doing some early studying myself
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[User Picture]From: mart
2001-04-27 07:47 am (UTC)

Exams suck.

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[User Picture]From: whitaker
2001-04-27 01:34 pm (UTC)
Exams do suck, but they're a helluva lot sweeter when they're finals instead of midterms! hahaha.
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[User Picture]From: erik
2001-04-27 10:35 am (UTC)
Some guy who lived in the house last year anonymously (explanation in a moment) ordered a sample thing of Astroglide. He used the pseudonym "Sam Sneed." A character, you'll remember, from Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle album. Listen to track 18 ("Pump Pump") for a reminder. ANYWAY. I have the Astroglide if you need it. ;-)
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From: lilturtle
2001-04-27 11:42 am (UTC)

Let me consult my 8-ball to check for consistency....

Question 1
Don't count on it.

Question 2
It is decidedly so.

Question 3
Better not tell you now.

It doesn't look good for you today. Here, let me consult my smiley ball.

It says,"You're a winner!"

At least you got something going for you!!!
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-04-27 02:15 pm (UTC)
I the wish about not the rape but use the Astroglide if the rape was to the occur. :)

(heheh --- Sorry... I couldn't resist)
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From: dangerousedge
2001-04-29 02:31 pm (UTC)
Astro-Glide? Hmmmm...personally I find that Pjur Eros is much better. It comes in your choice of silicone or water based. But if you're concerned about anal rape, I highly recommend the silicone based version.
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