Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick
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Goddamn Marie Callender

Dear Marie Callender,

Please don't put so much fat in your chicken pot pies. I used to like your product, but then my girlfriend told me it's unhealthy and I should look at the nutritional label on the box. 108% of fat for my day out of one meal? That's pathetic. Of course you actually said it contained 54% of my RDA of fat, but then I noticed you said it was two servings in this little pot pie. Hah ... almost fooled me.

Thank you.

- Brad
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