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Stomach best be behavin' [Jun. 9th, 2001|11:43 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Dear Stomach,

Today is a perfect day. I have nothing to do and everything that could be done.

My only qualm is that you keep rumbling, causing me great pain and interrupting me from my work.

I suspect you are complaining because I put so much chicken fajita in you last night. Is that it? Is it the oily stuff from the pan that all the vegetables soak in? Perhaps I shouldn't have dipped the fajitas in it? Or do you not like the onions I put in my fajitas? I know vegetables are generally poision, but those onions looked damn good.

I'll make you a deal .... stop being a bitch and I'll be nice to you and feed you food you like, okay?

- Brad

P.S. What sounds good for lunch?

[User Picture]From: blythe
2001-06-09 11:46 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-09 11:52 am (UTC)
Heh.... in my original draft of the letter my P.S. was "does pizza sound good for lunch?"
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2001-06-09 12:10 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: paigelynn
2001-06-09 12:05 pm (UTC)
Wow, I've never written a letter to my stomach before... Especially not online. Maybe there's something wrong with me?
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[User Picture]From: paigelynn
2001-06-09 12:06 pm (UTC)
I'm waiting for bradfitz_stomach to comment back to you...
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[User Picture]From: icicle
2001-06-09 12:14 pm (UTC)
What is your stomach's name?

A friend of mine (a big guy) has a growl in his stomach that could wake you from a sound slumber. He just rubs it and says "Soon, my pet". It's name is Ceasar.

I'm guessing it doesn't have a Mexican name...
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[User Picture]From: pixelspaniel
2001-06-09 02:46 pm (UTC)
man...just reading that made me aware of how literal you took the phrase "a man's heart is through his stomach." *laugh*

pimps brad some quesadillas
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From: billemon
2001-06-09 05:39 pm (UTC)
/me thinks Brad has finally cracked ;o)

A lot of people have dream journals, maybe there should be a food journal. Like that "lunch room bandit" one (forget the username now, have to have a look back through my browser history for it).

Of course now someone'll tell me there's a community for these things ...

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