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i love email [Jun. 23rd, 2001|04:09 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Don't you wish you got cool emails like this?
Doubtful that you'd actually check this message. Afterall, you commented on the ammount of e-mail that you get everyday... But why not try? But see! I got your attention in the subject... So you did check me! I noticed you on your Live Journal, I read about your interest in goats, cheese and Ethiopian food. All caught my eye. I love Ethiopian food. I used to live in Addis Ababa. My theory is; the wot and ingera taste the best in their home country because of all the bacteria they aquire. I just doesn't taste the same in any western country. Hi, my name is Rae. I am 18 and now live in Stockholm, Sweden... Although I am an American. (I am originally from the East coast.) I am 5'9, light brown/strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes...I don't actually have a journal on the Live Journal site, my sister does, but she doesn't matter. And now, for my next order of business; I'll give you an overview of my interests. They are: Theater and Cinema, hushålls ost (cheese), dance, Martinis and beer, paint, musicians, feet, the past, making my sister fly, swimming, fairies, ankle socks, man-skirts (the long ones), e-mail, green, wax, sleeping, sitting in the sauna, tea tree oil, ...umm, I could go on, but I'll spare you... For now. I'm gonna go crash now. Maybe I'll hear from you; maybe I won't. -Rae

I am now enlightened. Thanks, Rae!

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[User Picture]From: nighthawk
2001-06-23 04:09 pm (UTC)
I just doesn't taste the same in any western country.

errr........ :)
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[User Picture]From: mrbad
2001-06-23 04:32 pm (UTC)

its a hoax

Here's the tip off:

""I am 5'9, light brown/strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes""

I should know, I fall for this stuff all the time...LOL...
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2001-06-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
Ray wants your poopshoot.
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From: evaq8
2001-06-23 04:45 pm (UTC)
Did ya reply?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-23 04:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, I said it was fascinating.

I was going to reply more, but then I deleted it on accident and I don't the email address anymore.
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From: evaq8
2001-06-23 04:50 pm (UTC)
btw...what exactly is a man-skirt?
Like a kilt or something?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
Who knows....
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From: megumicat
2001-07-04 01:41 pm (UTC)

Re: man skirts= bsb

I dunno about any skirt wearing Backstreet Boys, but I think man skirts are intensely sexy, expecially on Kikasa from Due le Quartz. Yes, he's a man.
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2001-06-23 08:47 pm (UTC)
Your mail client doesn't have a "Deleted" folder?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-23 09:17 pm (UTC)
IMAP ... mark as deleted, purge, gone.
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From: bluedrum
2001-06-23 05:12 pm (UTC)
A couple of those are.....interesting. 'Making my sister fly'....hmm....forcing my sister, at gunpoint to board a plane......teaching my sister to hip and au courant.....throwing my sister off a tall building......this one could be a bit more clear. 'Green'..... I've always been more interested in blue, but hey, different strokes. 'Martinis and beer'.....
this seems to me to be an especially repellent combination. 'Man-skirts (the long ones)'.....as opposed to mini-man skirts.....can he mean floor length skirts for men.....
I suspect that this in NOT a fashion whose time has come. 'Ankle socks'.....with long man-skirts? 'Wax'......ear wax?....car wax?.....floor wax?......candle wax?....parrafin for canning?......this needs clarification! And isn't he peripatetic.

Mac
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[User Picture]From: firelegend
2001-06-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
i assumed it was a gurl... humm.. yeah..
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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 12:04 am (UTC)
anything would be better than the "enlarge your penis" ones I get everyday, every single day.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-24 12:17 am (UTC)
Shit, 1 a day? I get up to a dozen of those a day. I get up to 500 spam messages a day .... all filtered to my spam folder, luckily, though.
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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 12:30 am (UTC)
It's aol. you can't really stop the porn. I get two diff types. You can block the email adress but they changes them. I've wrote back and they ignore me. I haven't even got a penis. aol sucks, I get one im around every 20 mins saying stuff like "Have you seen my pics, I don't think there sexy enough", and u can't block them either. I also don't want to block every email address apart from the ones I know because I like to hear from new people. argh it can get annoying. I have sleeping problems, thats why i'm always on.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-24 12:32 am (UTC)
ditch AOL
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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 12:43 am (UTC)
I just got back with it, the only other company that offers 24hour cheapness is BT and with them they cut you off every two hours, purposely.
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[User Picture]From: idigital
2001-06-24 02:22 am (UTC)
HomeChoice... DSL for just 20 a month! No call time charges (obviously...)
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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 02:50 am (UTC)
I can't afford that. I daren't touch my computer it's so screwed up, it's a rust bucket, without the rust. Thank you anyway.
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[User Picture]From: mart
2001-06-24 03:03 am (UTC)

Does your area have Telewest coverage?

Switch your telco to Telewest and you can get 24/7 unmetered access with no stupid cutoffs for just �10/month provided you make at least �10 worth of calls on one of the phone lines on your account.

No more AOL suckation.

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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 08:15 am (UTC)
That sounds pretty good. I'm not sure if my area has coverage though. Does it work like cable and wireless? So that if it isn't in ur area you can tap in the code?
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[User Picture]From: krm
2001-06-25 02:00 pm (UTC)
I've wrote back and they ignore me

If it's a valid e-mail address that it's being sent from (which is doubtful) don't reply to it. That's just telling them that your e-mail address is valid and you check it often.
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[User Picture]From: newscane
2001-06-24 08:13 am (UTC)

spam filtering

How are you doing your spam filtering? Server side or client side? If it's client, what's the filter that you use?

As I write this, I realize you're probably on the road...but maybe I'll get a reply eventually.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-29 02:20 pm (UTC)

Re: spam filtering

server-side ... junkfilter with modifications.
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[User Picture]From: erik
2001-06-24 01:30 am (UTC)
Rae wasn't to sex you up. It's pretty obvious.
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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2001-06-25 12:15 pm (UTC)
are you implying that Rae would want that big sexy piece of man meat? i think we should pit her against Blythe and the last girl that wanted to sex brad up in a battle to the death. i see Blythe killing them both brutally with her bare hands.
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[User Picture]From: hana
2001-06-25 01:57 pm (UTC)

Rae

Half you people don't know what you're talking about. I'm Rae's sister... and she is 5'9 with strawberry blonde hair. And, no, she is not a 50 year old man with a pot-belly. You want clarifications? Too bad.
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[User Picture]From: kumaraka
2001-07-01 10:35 pm (UTC)
"my sister does, but she doesn't matter."

I LOVE that line.
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[User Picture]From: hana
2001-07-03 12:01 pm (UTC)
the only reason she wrote that is 'cause i was ritgh behind her at the time, but we are always quite mean toward eachother, in a funny way.
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