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i love email [Jun. 23rd, 2001|04:09 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Don't you wish you got cool emails like this?
Doubtful that you'd actually check this message. Afterall, you commented on the ammount of e-mail that you get everyday... But why not try? But see! I got your attention in the subject... So you did check me! I noticed you on your Live Journal, I read about your interest in goats, cheese and Ethiopian food. All caught my eye. I love Ethiopian food. I used to live in Addis Ababa. My theory is; the wot and ingera taste the best in their home country because of all the bacteria they aquire. I just doesn't taste the same in any western country. Hi, my name is Rae. I am 18 and now live in Stockholm, Sweden... Although I am an American. (I am originally from the East coast.) I am 5'9, light brown/strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes...I don't actually have a journal on the Live Journal site, my sister does, but she doesn't matter. And now, for my next order of business; I'll give you an overview of my interests. They are: Theater and Cinema, hushålls ost (cheese), dance, Martinis and beer, paint, musicians, feet, the past, making my sister fly, swimming, fairies, ankle socks, man-skirts (the long ones), e-mail, green, wax, sleeping, sitting in the sauna, tea tree oil, ...umm, I could go on, but I'll spare you... For now. I'm gonna go crash now. Maybe I'll hear from you; maybe I won't. -Rae

I am now enlightened. Thanks, Rae!

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[User Picture]From: nighthawk
2001-06-23 04:09 pm (UTC)
I just doesn't taste the same in any western country.

errr........ :)
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[User Picture]From: niko
2001-06-23 04:18 pm (UTC)
all the fly honeys go for Big Daddy Brad.

(Frank helps too.)
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[User Picture]From: mrbad
2001-06-23 04:32 pm (UTC)

its a hoax

Here's the tip off:

""I am 5'9, light brown/strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes""

I should know, I fall for this stuff all the time...LOL...
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2001-06-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
Ray wants your poopshoot.
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From: evaq8
2001-06-23 04:45 pm (UTC)
Did ya reply?
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-23 04:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, I said it was fascinating.

I was going to reply more, but then I deleted it on accident and I don't the email address anymore.
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From: bluedrum
2001-06-23 05:12 pm (UTC)
A couple of those are.....interesting. 'Making my sister fly'....hmm....forcing my sister, at gunpoint to board a plane......teaching my sister to hip and au courant.....throwing my sister off a tall building......this one could be a bit more clear. 'Green'..... I've always been more interested in blue, but hey, different strokes. 'Martinis and beer'.....
this seems to me to be an especially repellent combination. 'Man-skirts (the long ones)'.....as opposed to mini-man skirts.....can he mean floor length skirts for men.....
I suspect that this in NOT a fashion whose time has come. 'Ankle socks'.....with long man-skirts? 'Wax'......ear wax?....car wax?.....floor wax?......candle wax?....parrafin for canning?......this needs clarification! And isn't he peripatetic.

Mac
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[User Picture]From: firelegend
2001-06-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
i assumed it was a gurl... humm.. yeah..
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[User Picture]From: pinkiekitten
2001-06-24 12:04 am (UTC)
anything would be better than the "enlarge your penis" ones I get everyday, every single day.
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[User Picture]From: bradfitz
2001-06-24 12:17 am (UTC)
Shit, 1 a day? I get up to a dozen of those a day. I get up to 500 spam messages a day .... all filtered to my spam folder, luckily, though.
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[User Picture]From: erik
2001-06-24 01:30 am (UTC)
Rae wasn't to sex you up. It's pretty obvious.
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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2001-06-25 12:15 pm (UTC)
are you implying that Rae would want that big sexy piece of man meat? i think we should pit her against Blythe and the last girl that wanted to sex brad up in a battle to the death. i see Blythe killing them both brutally with her bare hands.
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[User Picture]From: hana
2001-06-25 01:57 pm (UTC)

Rae

Half you people don't know what you're talking about. I'm Rae's sister... and she is 5'9 with strawberry blonde hair. And, no, she is not a 50 year old man with a pot-belly. You want clarifications? Too bad.
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[User Picture]From: kumaraka
2001-07-01 10:35 pm (UTC)
"my sister does, but she doesn't matter."

I LOVE that line.
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[User Picture]From: hana
2001-07-03 12:01 pm (UTC)
the only reason she wrote that is 'cause i was ritgh behind her at the time, but we are always quite mean toward eachother, in a funny way.
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