Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick
brad

Day o' fun

Woke up at 9-ish, took a shower. Chuck came home then Whitaker and I went with him to his dad's house and we all jet skiied, along with Shana. Fun shit.

After that Chuck and Shana headed off to Gig Harbor and Whitaker and I went downtown ... went to Speakeasy, saw the servers, then went to the space needle, rode the monorail to westlake, got some thai food, then drove back here through traffic.

We're back now and beat. Whitaker's playing crappy music on his laptop and won't put on headphones because "we're jamming".

We took 5 minute naps earlier ... I need another. So beat.

Oh, check out this stupid email:
    Subject: PLEASE REPLY

    Hi Brad,

    I left a message with your mother, it is the only number that I have.. We do major colo now!

    My name is [snipped], and I have been with Virtualis (Hosting.com) for almost 2 years. I just wanted to let you know that you now have a direct resource for business opportunities.

    In the past 2 months things have changed, but I want you to know that it is very important to us that you know that we want to "support" your efforts.

    What is a good time to talk, and at what number?

    Please drop me an email, or give me a call so that we can talk about the future opportunities that are being created by Hosting.com. Is there anything I can help you with? (Take Advantage of me :-)

    [snipped]
    Business Development
    Hosting.com
    [snipped]
    [snipped]
    "Team Player"
(All emphasis is mine) Uuuuhhhhh..... "direct resource for business opportunities"? Sorry sir, I only do business with humans, not marketing droids.

Oh shit... funny conversation from the trip. Whitaker and I are walking around in Mall of America in Minneapolis (Blythe was in some shoe store) and he says, "Dude, I miss my boobs. I mean, they're just so wonderful. I don't know what I ever did before boobs. They're just so perfectly designed... like pillows. One wouldn't do, you'd roll right off, but with two you can just rest your head in the middle."

Whitaker misses his boobs. He just called them and talked to them ... I talked to their owner and she told me to take good care of Whitaker because he's her source of money. She's so funny.

Whitaker's so sweet, though ... I mean, look at this adorable picture of him. That's him on a 1.5 hour phone call during our road trip. He played with the 18" dildo almost the entire time. He also took a piss during the meeting (at a reststop) and played a game of football. That was fricking hilarious.

What to do now? Kinda dead.
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