On the way back I went to Hard Drives Northwest, Computer Stop, and "Cutting Edge Computers" to find 1U sliding mounting rails and wireless network cards and base stations. Nobody had 'em. The funniest thing though was Cutting Edge's response: "Oh, no... no. We don't carry anything fancy like that." Fancy? So much for "Cutting Edge".
avva text messaged me on my way back saying the friends view construction logic was broken and to read my email. I got home and sure enough, he figured out the bug. What a stud. I just have to fix it now.