Ode to Mah Boogers
Many a rocket of snot from this nose I do blow.
Then land in the sink, the carpet, I never quite know.
The sniffling and wiping on sleeves is all quite useless.
I could try anything with it still making a mess.
Thank you, thank you. It's just wonderful ... no need to compliment me. I don't really blow my nose on the carpet, either. That's gross, you disgusting piece of shit.