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non-contextual gibberish [Nov. 9th, 2001|04:12 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
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I've been cleaning my ~ and found this:
I postulate non-contextual gibberish is as exciting as normal posts.
It's great when you start to believe your own lies.
Quick, stop the man killing the trees!
Ladies, right this way.
The symphony starts.
Distant fires burn uncontrollably.
Inject the sodium here, please.
It's all downhill from here he realizes, relaxing.
But he checks again, knowing all's the same.
Cut all communications; insanity runs through all wires.
Asymmetric expectations lead to awkward situations.
Generation and comprehension, far dissimilar.
The dog bites the violinists.
No, next, sorry.
Strive to notice absolute change too, not just relative.
The butter only looks poisoned.
Always pay with cash.
Don't give her attention.
Resist the urge to rant.
But syntax highlighters without parsers can blow me!
Sure, you could put sesame seeds on that.
Who cares if everybody's crazy and dumb?
I seem to remember not posting it on Oct. 24th because I was afraid somebody might think they understood it. But now I can't even understand it, so I'm sure it's safe to share.

In other news, three day weekend! I should've skipped today and made it four. Math was fun: I finished my current book. German was fun: we played games. I dressed up today, for the hell of it.
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[User Picture]From: angelicdestiny
2001-11-09 04:13 pm (UTC)

Who cares if everybody's crazy and dumb?

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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[User Picture]From: diapholom
2001-11-09 06:48 pm (UTC)
if it moves, hack it.
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From: ex_debgirl0
2001-11-09 08:20 pm (UTC)
wow. deep.
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[User Picture]From: stealingjoy
2001-11-09 08:50 pm (UTC)
You have found pi!
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[User Picture]From: digipete
2001-11-09 09:23 pm (UTC)
Do you realize that if you take the first letter of every sence in that post it spells out "Iiql Tdi Ibc Agtnst Adrbsw" ?!?!!
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[User Picture]From: twistah
2001-11-11 03:23 pm (UTC)
And if you Rot13 it, it comes out to "Vvdy Gqv Vop Ntgafg Nqeofj"!!
NOW THAT I HAVE DISCOVERED THIS I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2001-11-10 08:03 am (UTC)
I'm sure in context, that would've been a really deep commentary. It comes across as something from a Pink Floyd or Emerson Lake And Palmer tune without the context. Don't worry though, a lot of intelligent people do things like that constantly. Unfortunately, most of those people want to cram it down your throat as brilliant, even if it's only dribble or incoherent babble to the rest of the world.
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[User Picture]From: theonlyplumeria
2001-11-10 03:53 pm (UTC)
hey i just happened to run accross your LJ, and I live in Seattle too!
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From: joejustjoe
2001-11-12 01:19 am (UTC)
maybe if brad has another underwear party you could go ;)
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[User Picture]From: theonlyplumeria
2001-11-12 12:08 pm (UTC)

Re:

haha... yeah RIGHT!
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