So, Cole thought it'd be neat to make bets on who gained the most weight after eating. So we all weighed ourselves afterwards ... dad +1.5 lb (including much liquid), cole +1.0, ryan and I +0.5, mom -2 (!?). Not sure how that worked.
Then Cole weighed himself after taking a shit and he gained weight. I think the scale is retarded, or Cole can't hold still on the scale long enough for it to take an accurate reading (more likely). :)