Random chainsaw related news in italy: Two men set up an insurance scam. Man#1, a cousin of man#2, would maim man#2 in the leg with a chainsaw. Man#2, who was trained in first aid, would try to slow the bleeding while calling for help while Man#1 throws the chainsaw into the river. Flaw: Man#2 did not take into account that the pain would be too much, and his speech would be impaired. The emergency operators could not understand where the man said he was. Sucky.