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chainsaw [Dec. 6th, 2001|10:39 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick

Somebody is using a chainsaw right next door.
Since 9:00am or so.
I haven't done my homework.
I haven't studied for my German interview thing.
I didn't order that stuff.
I didn't eat breakfast.

7 days?

[User Picture]From: chuck
2001-12-06 11:16 am (UTC)
Random chainsaw related news in italy:
Two men set up an insurance scam. Man#1, a cousin of man#2, would maim man#2 in the leg with a chainsaw. Man#2, who was trained in first aid, would try to slow the bleeding while calling for help while Man#1 throws the chainsaw into the river. Flaw: Man#2 did not take into account that the pain would be too much, and his speech would be impaired. The emergency operators could not understand where the man said he was. Sucky.
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