Then I ate pizza, and drank Coke, and then I went here...
I named the dolphin "Slippy". Everybody needs to go to that address and go submit "Slippy" as the name, then maybe with 100 submissions the MySQL people will name it Slippy, which is actually the dolphin's True Name, according to me.
Oh, and to the MySQL people: damn the HTTP Referer header! :-)