Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick
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Bloody dick

So I went to the computer store this morning to get parts to build a cheap-o file server / test machine.

I was sliding something in and gashed up my thumb. I didn't even feel it, but then I noticed blood all over my hand. I went to put on a bandaid, get a drink, and take a piss. Sometime during my piss my bandaid came off and gallons of blood proceeded to stream down my thumb onto my dick.

So now my dick is covered in blood.

Good story, eh?

Shower time.
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