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Bloody dick [Jan. 2nd, 2002|12:08 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
So I went to the computer store this morning to get parts to build a cheap-o file server / test machine.

I was sliding something in and gashed up my thumb. I didn't even feel it, but then I noticed blood all over my hand. I went to put on a bandaid, get a drink, and take a piss. Sometime during my piss my bandaid came off and gallons of blood proceeded to stream down my thumb onto my dick.

So now my dick is covered in blood.

Good story, eh?

Shower time.
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[User Picture]From: revjim
2002-01-02 12:13 pm (UTC)
ha!

with a subject like "bloody dick" you never know what to expect to find...


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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2002-01-02 12:13 pm (UTC)
now that was classy...
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[User Picture]From: starbelle
2002-01-02 12:16 pm (UTC)
ew.
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[User Picture]From: patrick
2002-01-02 12:22 pm (UTC)
very good story!
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[User Picture]From: eva_b
2002-01-02 12:29 pm (UTC)

Nice story indeed

You should be happy that the blood came from your thumb... Not the other way around...!
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[User Picture]From: detritus
2002-01-02 12:37 pm (UTC)
Brad Fitz, you're my hero.
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[User Picture]From: tsutton
2002-01-02 01:13 pm (UTC)
Did you get the bloody fileserver at the end? ;)
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2002-01-02 01:47 pm (UTC)
I'm just shocked at the vulgarity.
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[User Picture]From: starbelle
2002-01-02 02:33 pm (UTC)
Oh my.

-hahhaha.
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[User Picture]From: starbelle
2002-01-03 03:34 am (UTC)
me too :)
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From: sonicice
2002-01-02 01:52 pm (UTC)

Well.

Thats definately not the type of story to eat cookies and milk while listening.
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2002-01-02 02:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Well.

That's what your mom said.
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2002-01-02 06:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Well.

Who? ;)
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2002-01-02 06:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Well.

Oh, you mean Uncle Jack. I'm fond of him myself, don't you know.
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From: ex_debgirl0
2002-01-02 03:04 pm (UTC)
well, that's another way to get a bloody dick.

ugh.

i just grossed myself out.
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[User Picture]From: starblazr
2002-01-02 10:24 pm (UTC)
TMI TMI TMI.
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[User Picture]From: ladydiana
2002-01-02 10:30 pm (UTC)

Wow.

And here *I* was, thinking you'd gotten it pierced, or something. :P

Yes, I *am* a freak. :)
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[User Picture]From: whorylori
2002-01-03 01:32 pm (UTC)



Great Story!! As long as the blood wasn't from a Lorraina Bobbit move :)
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