||[Jan. 22nd, 2002|09:14 am]
So I guess I was shaving my head with a razor, without even cutting any hair off first, and the hair kept getting clumped in my razor, so I kept having to turn the base of the razor holder over and get new blade attachments. All the blade attachments were in 4 colors... red/yellow/green/blue. Looked all like Rainbow Brite and crap. And then the razor holder had a mouth and started seeing Weezer: "if you want it... you can have it...."|
And there was a new house and all these carpenters making huge custom-carved benches, and all these stupid fountains pouring water everywhere. And huge pseudo coffee tables blocking the entrances to most rooms, and everybody kept just shoving them away. I was running around with my cellphone trying to get good reception because the whole house was made of cement walls, so the phone signal sucked everywhere except by the few windows.
I couldn't sleep until after 3 last night. Ridiculous. Yet I still had dreams? I resolve to not drink caffeine after noon. (hey, what'd the hostname say on new year's eve? heh, sorry.) And start running again? I haven't run since the cruise. Cruise = warm. Here = not warm = running sucks.
I wrote a dozen notes to myself last night in the dark. Funny to read now.
Bagel good. Bagels gone.
2002-01-22 12:08 pm (UTC)
I resolve to resolve.
If nobody's ever said that before and you get famous for re-telling it, tell them I made it up. Or not... too lame.
It is moderately funny. Not hilarious... but definitely worth telling.