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Addicted to crack. [Jan. 30th, 2002|04:45 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
He just came to my door.

I told him to fuck off.[1] As I did the person that called me earlier. And the people that stand on street corners pretending they're poor when they're really not.

No love for people that bug me.

[1] Which came out like, "No, sorry... I'm not interested." I wish I could say "fuck off" and not feel guilty. :-P
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[User Picture]From: dangarion
2002-01-30 04:45 pm (UTC)
Dude it was the guy from Office Space!?!? :)
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[User Picture]From: xaotica
2002-01-30 11:18 pm (UTC)
that's what i was wondering.

"what the hell am i going to do with 100 subscriptions to VIBE?"
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[User Picture]From: niko
2002-01-30 04:47 pm (UTC)
maybe he meant buttcrack.
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[User Picture]From: radiskull
2002-01-30 04:51 pm (UTC)
I love those people. One that's by my apartment, well about a mile away, is listening to a walkman all the time, is dressed in warm hunting clothing, and has a friend with mountain bikes and a backpack in the bushes.
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[User Picture]From: righellis
2002-01-30 05:06 pm (UTC)
it is kinda like beggers or homeless people... those dudes have got to make ~$20 and hour... and to top it off they don't have to pay rent... damn homeless people with no bills...
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[User Picture]From: darksoul
2002-01-30 05:28 pm (UTC)
damnit dude, he could've helped us with the money laundering. st00pid...
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[User Picture]From: steve
2002-01-30 05:44 pm (UTC)
IT WAS ME!! And now I am back to crack because Brad wouldn't buy a magazine from me.
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[User Picture]From: eli
2002-01-30 05:52 pm (UTC)

Really?

He really give you the line about the crack...or was it just some kid doing a school fundrasier trying to sell you time?

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[User Picture]From: graceadieu
2002-01-30 05:53 pm (UTC)

panhandlers and telemarketers...

are the raspberry seeds in my wisdom tooth. :(
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[User Picture]From: mart
2002-01-30 08:56 pm (UTC)
BIG ISSUE LADS? BIG ISSUE. BIG ISSUE! HEY, BIG ISSUE LADIES? GET YOUR BIG ISSUE! BIG ISSUE! HEY, BIG ISSUE! BIG ISSUE?
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[User Picture]From: idigital
2002-01-31 01:15 am (UTC)
My thoughts exactly :oD
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[User Picture]From: brit_will
2002-01-31 09:15 am (UTC)
i have an issue (!) with big issue sellers.

cos when it started, most of them really were homeless people (complete with shaggy beard and dog) trying to make an extra bob or two. which i dont have a problem with.

but nowadays they aren't. or perhaps some of them are, but most of them aren't. which means i dont feel like giving them money at all, because i never know. so because of the scroungers (who just do it because its less effort than a proper job) the people that really need it suffer.
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[User Picture]From: skittl1321
2002-01-30 09:00 pm (UTC)
I had one of those people come to my door. And they really did say the drug line. I told them that I didn't need a magazine subscription right now, and she answered with "Well of course you don't, you need a new magazine like I need a hole in my head" (I'm not kidding) If she knew I didn't need a magazine why did she ask? Ask for money. I'm probably less likely to turn a beggar down then a solicitor (is that how you spell that?).
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[User Picture]From: belladonna
2002-01-30 09:03 pm (UTC)

fuck off vs. polite rejection

Eeh, close enough
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[User Picture]From: madhacktress
2002-01-30 09:30 pm (UTC)
The trick is to say it fast and close the door before you look him in the eye. Trust me, it works.
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[User Picture]From: saturn_in_rain
2002-01-30 11:40 pm (UTC)
back up in your ass w/ the resurrection... yeeeeah.

thank you, drive through.

hello, btw :)
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[User Picture]From: twistah
2002-01-31 04:38 pm (UTC)
"Wait, you know many of the same people we know. You aren't going to tell anyone, are you?"
"...Actually, that depends."

;)
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