Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.He just came to my door.
I told him to fuck off.[1] As I did the person that called me earlier. And the people that stand on street corners pretending they're poor when they're really not.
No love for people that bug me.
[1] Which came out like, "No, sorry... I'm not interested." I wish I could say "fuck off" and not feel guilty. :-P