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Ah yea' [Feb. 4th, 2002|09:11 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
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Kann man besser Deutsch als dieses schreiben?
Letzter Monat machtet ich Urlaub. Ich ging alleine nach Alaska. Ich nahm meine wärmst Kleidung und mein stärkstes Zelt mit. Ich schliefe mit einem Eskimo. Er war nicht so knuddelig wie meine Freundin. Aber... ich habe keine Freundin... macht nichts. Also er knuddeligste war! Wenn ich aufwachte, spielte ich mit die Eisbären immer. Als ich einen Eisbär schlug, alle der Eisbären unglücklich wurden. Sie versuchten mich zu fressen aber zerstörte ich alles mit meinem Messer. In der Abend hatten wir viel Hunger also wir zwei Eisbären aßen. Sie schmeckten uns sehr gut (besser als McDonalds nummer sieben!). Erstaunlich! Als ich züruckkommen musste, war ich traurig. Mein Eskimo Freund war auch traurig, nicht weil ich lasste, weil wir alle die Tiere töten hatte. Jetzt hat er kein gutes Essen und muss Schnee essen.
Bitte.

Jetzt werde ich für dich übersetzen:
Last month I went on vacation. I went alone to Alaska. I took with me my warmest clothes and my strongest tent. I slept with an Eskimo. We was not so cuddly as my girlfriend. But.. I have no girlfriend. So he was the cuddliest! Whenever I woke up I played with polar bears. When I punched a polar bear, all the polar bears became unhappy. They tried to eat me but I killed them all with my switchblade. In the evening we were very hungry and ate two polar bears. They tasted good to us, better than McDonalds number seven. Amazing! When I had to return, I was sad. My Eskimo friend was also sad, but not because I left, but because we had killed all the animals. Now he has no good food and must eat snow.
You're welcome. :-)
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[User Picture]From: stellablue
2002-02-04 09:16 am (UTC)
die polaren Bären suchen Rache
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-04 09:17 am (UTC)
ah shit
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[User Picture]From: graceadieu
2002-02-04 10:52 am (UTC)

Brad...ACHTUNG!!

Pleae do not kill a Polar Bear...they are adorable, and, more to the point, they are in damned short supply. Also, we do not want you to end up as dinner for vengeful polar bears, nor do we want to see your head as a trophy hanging on a wall of a polar bear lair (cave, whatever). (ick!) :)
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[User Picture]From: fuchs
2002-02-04 09:44 am (UTC)
Okay, although that are some grammar mistakes I'd say, that your german is better than my english. :-)

Aber, man kann es noch besser schreiben. :P
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[User Picture]From: calliste
2002-02-04 10:03 am (UTC)
They're poisonous? Like, red frogs? I've never heard of them being poisonous. How weird.

And you're right about the destroy/kill part. :)
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[User Picture]From: teferi
2002-02-04 11:37 am (UTC)
I think it's all the stuff that builds up in their fat.
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From: evan
2002-02-04 10:02 am (UTC)
(Man, I've forgotten all of this already...)


Isn't the first-person singular form of machen simply "machte"?

Adjective ending on wärmst?

Maybe use "sondern" on the penultimate (heh) sentence?
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[User Picture]From: calliste
2002-02-04 10:05 am (UTC)
I would say you're right. I'm also considering correcting all the mistakes in the text, but then Brad might beat me up when he comes to Germany. ;)
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[User Picture]From: calliste
2002-02-04 10:09 am (UTC)
You translated this perfectly to English.

What really hurts in the German text is "laßte". "to leave" is "verlassen" in that context or "weggehen". So it would be, "... nicht weil ich wegging, (sondern)..."

Otherwise, I would say the text is totally sweet.
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From: rain_king
2002-02-04 11:07 am (UTC)
I love the "better than McDonalds number 7".

Bravo.
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[User Picture]From: brit_will
2002-02-04 11:13 am (UTC)
mcdonalds in germany makes me laff

i'll have a "McChicken SparMenü" please.

also it was open way later than any of the ones we have in the UK.
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[User Picture]From: spawny
2002-02-04 01:28 pm (UTC)

escrito em português

Eu estava em férias no último mês. Fui sozinho ao Alaska. Levei comigo as minhas roupas mais quentes e a minha tenda mais resistente. Eu dormi com um esquimó. Nós não éramos carinhosos como um casal de namorados. Mas....Eu não tenho namorada. Então, ele era a pessoa mais carinhosa junto a mim. Sempre que acordava, eu brincava com os ursos polares. Quando eu esmurrava um urso polar, todos os ursos ficavam infelizes. Eles tentavam me comer, mas eu matei a todos com a meu punhal automático. À tarde, estávamos muito famintos e comemos dois ursos polares. Eles eram saborosos para nós, melhores que o "McDonalds número sete". Surpreendente! Quando eu tive que retornar, eu estava triste. Meu amigo esquimó também estava, mas não porque eu o deixei, e sim porque matei todos os animais. Agora, ele não tem como se alimentar e precisa comer neve.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-04 01:37 pm (UTC)

Re: escrito em português

Heh... nice.
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[User Picture]From: flickeringsoul
2002-02-06 09:21 am (UTC)

Tres bien ;)

Das war sehr gut! xxxxx
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[User Picture]From: personaljesus
2002-02-07 05:52 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, thats interesting. I see you have a competely accurate dipiction of Alaska. I wrote my assignment on going to LA.
Growing up I'd eat polar bears all the time, I can assure you.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-07 08:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, lighten up... it's a joke. :)

I'm not that confused about Alaska. :)
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[User Picture]From: personaljesus
2002-02-09 03:01 am (UTC)

Re:

darn! i was being sarcastic/joking too! thats the problem with typing things instead of talking - you cant tell what tone of voice the person is using. i wonder if peoples journals ever get confused in this way. usually im just about the first one to make fun of alaska. and especially that poetry-throwin'-yodellin'bimbo bitch Jewel.
Hmmmm, I wonder if it's easy to intepret what tone of voice i was using there....
haha
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