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Um [Feb. 11th, 2002|12:12 am]
Brad Fitzpatrick
"Some feminists even say artificial wombs mean men could eliminate women from the planet and still perpetuate our species"
Well, but then we're stuck with masturbation and butt sex.
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-02-11 12:16 am (UTC)
Don't forget oral.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-11 12:36 am (UTC)
don't you have a project to be working on? :P
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-02-11 12:43 am (UTC)
Who can concentrate a project when they could be reading about artificial wombs and how to have sex with dolphins? (They have prehensile penises.)
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From: evan
2002-02-11 12:51 am (UTC)
More about prehensile dolphin penises:
http://www.dolphinsex.org

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-02-11 12:54 am (UTC)
Heh, that's what I was reading.
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From: ex_twiceshy553
2002-02-11 01:55 am (UTC)
Well, that certainly puts a whole new, appalling spin on bestiality. I thought it was interesting that the author was stressing that dolphin-lovers not force the animals into sex if they don't seem interested. Interesting ethics.
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[User Picture]From: paris_of_priam
2002-02-11 12:18 am (UTC)
Sperm can be frozen almost indefinitely. It's US who should be WORRIED!
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[User Picture]From: shortypoke
2002-02-11 12:26 am (UTC)
so?
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[User Picture]From: starla
2002-02-11 12:30 am (UTC)
and blow up dolls!
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-11 12:34 am (UTC)
but can blow up doll give backrubs as good as you? hell no.
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[User Picture]From: starla
2002-02-11 12:43 am (UTC)
WOO! i'm useful! does that mean i get to stick around? :)
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From: evan
2002-02-11 12:32 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: paris_of_priam
2002-02-11 01:37 am (UTC)
:(
I checked out the 'specifications' page for those dolls, and it says they're 'flavorless.' I just don't understand how they could give those dolls %300 stretch resistant polyethylene skin, a terminator like, shock resistant PVC skeleton, a Jervik 7 artaficial heart, and GPS satellite technology, and then forget to FLAVOR them!
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[User Picture]From: ferrell
2002-02-11 01:43 am (UTC)
realdoll's okay, but the real action is at http://www.realhamster.com
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[User Picture]From: elfbabe
2002-02-11 12:48 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: niko
2002-02-11 01:01 am (UTC)
hawt.
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-02-11 01:27 am (UTC)
I prefer Sex in a Can -- all the fun of a fleshlight, but in a can!
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-02-11 01:36 am (UTC)
hah
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[User Picture]From: terytaya
2002-02-11 05:19 am (UTC)
all of you people frighten me... O.o
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From: ex_debgirl0
2002-02-11 07:31 am (UTC)
ditto
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[User Picture]From: ladydiana
2002-02-11 09:05 am (UTC)

Leave it to the feminists

The most anti-gender people on the planet, to say that women will be eradicated by men.

What they apparently fail to get through their thick, hate-filled skulls is that it's (some) WOMEN that hate MEN. Men, as a rule, do not hate women. They might not treat them well all the time, but I have NEVER heard a man suggest that women be eradicated.

Jesus christ!
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[User Picture]From: diane_court
2002-02-11 07:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Leave it to the feminists

now that's a harsh stereotype. i consider myself a feminist. and i quite enjoy men. MOST feminists aren't man-hating. it's just the ones that are so that do stupid things. (this is a similar idea to that of most muslims being peaceful and generally cool people, just that the few loose ends go crazy...) sterotypes piss me off. i just thought i'd bitch a bit
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[User Picture]From: xaotica
2002-02-11 11:13 pm (UTC)

Re: Leave it to the feminists

of course they haven't. how else would they get their rocks off and feel superior physically? =P
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[User Picture]From: ladydiana
2002-02-12 08:42 am (UTC)

Re: Leave it to the feminists

I have met a NUMBER of feminists. In fact, I have met a number of *male* feminists.

However, the 'feminists' (and I refuse to call myself such simply because of the people who behave this way) referenced in the article that were saying men are only doing this research to further the eradication of women set Equal Rights back about 20 years every single time they open their mouths.

Don't pick nits with me, pick nits with the "activists" having an apoplexy about research.
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[User Picture]From: eli
2002-02-11 10:07 am (UTC)
WTF....It didn't say we found a way to create a female egg, only that we found a way to by pass the whole uterus step. But, I'm glad to see the feminist population is excercising their god given right to make outlandish claims based on anything but logic and common sense. It'll make it just THAT much easier to decide what portion of the female population we'd like to eliminate once we CAN figure out how to be god.
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[User Picture]From: gantrioch
2002-02-11 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hear, hear.
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[User Picture]From: eli
2002-02-11 11:49 pm (UTC)

Right

I'm against the feminists mentioned in that quote and ones that share similar beliefs and sense of reasoning. I suppose that wasn't as obvious as it was meant to be.
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[User Picture]From: xaotica
2002-02-11 11:15 pm (UTC)
hey, boyboy sex doesn't have to mean just handjobs and butt.

& i wouldn't want to have sex w/a man whose idea of sex = penis + vagina = orgasm & little more.. how boring!
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