Every morning I come into work and bring a few cool, canned, carbonated beverages and throw them into one of the public refrigerators until I get thirsty. Signs on the doors read, "Stealing food from the refrigerators will result in discplinary action from Intel." I always laugh at the signs, not because every word is in a different color and font size, but because the idea of somebody stealing somebody else's food is pretty absurd. Alas, the time has come for me to understand the sign's purpose... somebody stole my Coke! So now, here's me, without a Coke, writing about it on my website. Pathetic. I want a Coke, damnit.