But this might be good. I can still steal the Fn scancode to make it be Ctrl when I want, but still be Fn on things like PageUp/PageDown. Er, but those fucking number keys are on 789, UIOP, JKL, and M. Blah.
I was excited about that key as Ctrl too. :/
Oh well, at least I'll have my Cmd key being Alt.
Must do more reading/playing.
Update: I think there's hope. Good possibility exists I'm on crack.