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dear tatertots [Mar. 16th, 2002|09:39 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
Dear Tatertots,

I'm writing to you since my LJ friends list is boring tonight.

Please hurry up with your suntan. I'm hungry to eat you.

Thank you kindly,

From: q
2002-03-16 09:41 pm (UTC)
Lucky. My oven bought the farm last night while cooking a pizza. Microwave did not cut it.
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[User Picture]From: nolegs
2002-03-16 09:53 pm (UTC)

I feel like being a bastard

Ovens can't purchase real estate and I don't see how a microwave could cut a pizza, what sort of magical appliances do you have? Are they Japanese? Those Japanese sure are innovators.
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From: q
2002-03-16 11:33 pm (UTC)

you bastard!

All of my appliances are magical. Didn't you know that?
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From: ex_debgirl0
2002-03-16 10:02 pm (UTC)

you call me fucking boring!!!
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[User Picture]From: tydel
2002-03-16 11:15 pm (UTC)
Well ... that is a truely ... shocking usericon :P
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[User Picture]From: arya
2002-03-16 10:27 pm (UTC)
Then it sounds like you need some new friends to add!
bheansidhe, skipperchong and jaydedone are all very entertaining. Skipper in that clever and witty sort of way; bheansidhe and jayde in an insightful and eloquent sort of way. warewolf is pretty entertaining in his own ubergeek way, but, he's also the one who was disappointed in me for not kicking you in the nuts when I had the chance.
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[User Picture]From: joshc
2002-03-16 11:27 pm (UTC)
oh tatertots, why must you take so long to achieve your full crispy goodness?
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[User Picture]From: dakus
2002-03-17 12:05 am (UTC)
damn, ain't had dat stuff in a while...

now I'm hungry...
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[User Picture]From: calliste
2002-03-17 01:53 am (UTC)
See but the thing is, the more boring your friends list is, the more fun your lj friends are having ;)
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[User Picture]From: d4b
2002-03-17 08:46 am (UTC)
An interesting, and true, dichotomy
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[User Picture]From: paris_of_priam
2002-03-17 02:11 am (UTC)
I haven't seen brown tater tots since I got a microwave ten years ago! :(

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[User Picture]From: lynspin
2002-03-17 05:28 am (UTC)
Dear Brad,
Stop being bored.
Stand on a streetcorner.
Laugh at old people.
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-03-17 09:00 am (UTC)
That was a haiku!
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[User Picture]From: arya
2002-03-17 09:02 am (UTC)
Only if you say "bored" in two syllables.
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[User Picture]From: czircon
2002-03-17 09:06 am (UTC)
I was thinking of it like this:

Dear Brad, stop being
Bored. Stand on a streetcorner.
Laugh at old people.
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[User Picture]From: lynspin
2002-03-17 09:47 am (UTC)


That's quite erie.
I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
(and that's quite dorky)
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[User Picture]From: asa_dachi
2002-03-17 09:05 am (UTC)
mmmm.... tatertots... mmmm....

*grumble grumble*
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