From: Windexxxx@aol.comYup. Rad.
Subject: My Slurpee Paper
I am a sixteen year old Slurpee enthusienst. I have written a paper that describes in great detail the fluid dynamics of the beaverage. Respond if you would like me to send the paper, with illistrations, to you. I would appreciate it if you posted my paper on your site.
In other news, Julie called, really excited, and told me she bought a TRUCK! and everytime she said the word TRUCK! it came out like TRUCK! Most amusing. Then she wanted to come by and show me her TRUCK! so she did, then we took her TRUCK! down to get food.