DOM MASTA'

Notes:

• I really hate the DOM.
• I kinda like the DOM.
• I had to read a billion specs to get this to work.
• IE and Mozilla kinda implement the DOM, nowadays? Kinda.
• This is my first venture into the DOM.
• I think I'll use the DOM more often.
• Mozilla is noticably faster with the above two-line script. Go Mozilla!
• I like pain.