From: Heather Baumann <email@example.com> To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Search Engine Traffic
Hello, my name is Heather Baumann, and I am the Director of Network Services at 180Solutions. I noticed that you advertise your site www.livejournal.com on the Kanoodle search engine under the search term 'password+back+door+sex', and are currently paying per visitor.
Damn! My secret's out. LJ would've never been so big if it weren't for Kanoodle (wtf?) and paying for people to go to LJ for sex passwords. Yeeeaaaahhh.