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Barry [Aug. 27th, 2002|08:23 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
I get phone calls for Barry a few times a day lately. He's the principal of some school around here, and now that school season's starting again, he's suddenly more important.

The problem is, I'm getting kinda bored with it all. I need a story.

"I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Barry was killed in a car accident last week."

I mean, if I were evil and all. :P

Or, I'll politely ask the next person that calls that this is Barry's old number and I'd appreciate it if they could call me back and let me know his new number when they find it, so I can redirect callers in the future. Then, I prank call him from every payphone I find, asking for Brad.

Mwa hah hah.

[User Picture]From: christowang
2002-08-27 08:38 pm (UTC)
My old number use to be one off from the local Chamber of Commerce. At the same time the head of that is named chris and that is also my name. I got personal messages, and all kinds of things. The best was when they had this dinner, and I got orders for it. "Hey Chris, for the dinner tomorrow night can I get two of the steaks, and one of the chickens? Thanks!"
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2002-08-27 08:44 pm (UTC)
welcome to my hell.

do they wake you up in the mornings?
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[User Picture]From: mrwiz
2002-08-27 08:50 pm (UTC)
shit, this Barry fellow really gets around, eh? ;)
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[User Picture]From: blythe
2002-08-27 08:57 pm (UTC)


I have Fleetfoot calling me a little more often than I'd like.
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[User Picture]From: detritus
2002-08-27 09:22 pm (UTC)
"Barry can't come to the phone right now, my cock is in his mouth"

Then make muffled talking sounds.

"Barry, you know better than to talk with your mouth full"

That *might* get them to stop calling.
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[User Picture]From: elfy
2002-08-28 12:54 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: ellenlouise
2002-08-27 11:37 pm (UTC)
Just start acting as if you were him. I'm sure you'll learn some interesting things, while exacting some sort of revenge.
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