Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick

Sleep Thoughts

Every so often I have these bizarre thoughts right before I fall asleep. Usually I'm thinking about something normal, and then something somewhat related pops into my head that makes no sense. Then I realize I'm just about to fall asleep. I have about 15 seconds of even crazier thoughts, then I'm out.

Last night I was staring at my clock, thinking about daylight saving's time and how stupid it is.

Then, the weirdness hit:

But if monkeys don't have clocks, they can't set them back, and so during that hour we turn our clocks back, we wouldn't have invented weapons yet, and monkeys could take over.

Then there was something about bananas and flying and I was out. Actually, things flying is usually the last thing I ever remember, when I do remember details.

Nights like that are the best... incredibly deep sleep. I wake up with tons of energy.
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