||[Dec. 11th, 2002|08:09 pm]
I got a haircut. I feel faster.|
Just don't start shaving stuff. I hear it's addicting.
Soon you'll be running around the neighborhood in thongs.
but then again you may meet someone who's into that sorta thing and you'll start sport fuckin' for all of your excersize needs. Nuttin better than sex for a workout.
Add a big spoiler to your head, that'll make you go faster.
2002-12-11 08:42 pm (UTC)
And V-tec stickers?
strap a coffee can to your muffler and put a giant "powered by yuban" sticker on your forehead.
youre turning in to a camwhore, arent you?
I don't know why.....but when I read that I started to laugh really hard. I could picture someone running around a room yelling "Wooooosh!!" and it made me laugh like crazy. I think I'll stop laughing now though, cause people are giving me weird looks.