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Buffy Sex Chart [Dec. 18th, 2002|07:05 pm]
Brad Fitzpatrick
I'm so rad.

Buffy Sex Chart
http://bradfitz.com/misc/buffysex/

Props to youngoat for the help remembering some of it. We're probably missing stuff, though, so help us out.
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[User Picture]From: hyzenflay
2002-12-18 07:25 pm (UTC)
the black lady you are thinking of is called olivia i believe. and erm drusilla is spelt with an s. do you want to include jenny, and darla? and other people from the angel series? or is it just main characters and buffy only? yes i am indeed very sad.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 07:34 pm (UTC)
the black lady you are thinking of is called olivia i believe.

Can you find a reference for that?

I fixed the Drusilla spelling.

As for Angel, I made a point not to follow that show, but I guess we could include those edges... maybe label them different, so we could make two graphs... Buffy only, and Buffy+Angel.
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[User Picture]From: jwz
2002-12-18 07:26 pm (UTC)
That's excellent!

Angel and Drucilla were definitely "an item": he sired her, after driving her crazy by torturing her family to death. Spike and Drucilla only got together after Angel got his soul back (the first time.)

I've only just started watching Angel, but it seems like Angel and Cordelia were together at some point?

You can make it so none of the lines cross if you move the Drucilla node to between the Faith and Spike nodes. (<ghostbusters> Don't cross the beams! </ghostbusters>)
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 07:33 pm (UTC)
I'm using neato(1) to render the undirected graph. Although I can tweak its output, I'd prefer not to, until it stops changing so much. At the moment I keep updating it every few minutes as I remember something new.
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[User Picture]From: sacchrinetokyo
2002-12-18 07:38 pm (UTC)
Wow. I've been out of the Buffy scheme since I went to school and lost the channel on my tv, but your chart is the funnest thing I've seen in a while. What about Xander and the bug-teacher from the first season? And...the computer science gypsy-teacher that Giles was so into. I think her name was Jenny?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)
Good points! Thanks.
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[User Picture]From: majestros
2002-12-18 07:43 pm (UTC)

dude. .

buffy totally had sex with parker, make that a bold line ;)
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)

Re: dude. .

We weren't sure. Will update.
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[User Picture]From: adman
2002-12-18 07:49 pm (UTC)
Hi Brad,

I have a friend here ...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/corn_child013/

..who is a Buffy NUT and knows when she changes her underware let alone who she has slept with. I will give her this link for you and she might be able to help.

Have a great Christmas Brad,

Dave
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[User Picture]From: mart
2002-12-18 07:58 pm (UTC)

You'll get nicer (antialiased) output if you output to postscript and then convert to bitmap format using ghostscript or a similar tool… neato's bitmap renderer is lame.

Also, the title of the page is “Buffy Sex Char”. Missing “t”.

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[User Picture]From: majestros
2002-12-18 08:01 pm (UTC)

now. . .

now you need to add a link to a vidcap of each event ;) Like a pic of so and so kissing or doing the deed ;) Like as proof ;)
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From: erictragedy
2002-12-18 08:04 pm (UTC)
Was veruca the werewolf girl?

May I post the link in btvs?
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 08:07 pm (UTC)
Yup, and sure.
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[User Picture]From: thedward
2002-12-18 08:10 pm (UTC)
Oh. Also there is Riley's wife Sam. And there was also Riley with the vampire hooker(s) (does feeding count?).
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 08:25 pm (UTC)
Sam--- good catch.

We decided feeding doesn't count.
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[User Picture]From: cole88
2002-12-18 08:12 pm (UTC)

Wow

Buffy sure gets around.
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[User Picture]From: hyzenflay
2002-12-18 08:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Wow

3 people at 21 aint that much really ;)
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[User Picture]From: ducks
2002-12-18 08:40 pm (UTC)
Wow... AWESOME chart!!!!!!! Great work!!! I completely forgot about Riley-Faith when Buffy and Faith switched bodies.

Oh yes, what about Scott Hope in Season 3? Buffy dated him (I think they kissed...)

And you're not alone... I've seen every single episode as well!
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
Scott Hope?
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From: skittish
2002-12-18 08:51 pm (UTC)
Anya had sex with Olaf, as well. In "Selfless" when she's flashing back to The Musical, singing the song while Xander is asleep, there's a line "I've boned a troll." So there you go.

Olivia was seemingly naked under one of Giles' shirts one time, so it's pretty safe to say that they had sex.

You need to include what happened on Angel, as well: Angel and Darla definitely had sex. And I think it was made pretty clear that Angel and Cordelia had sex while under that spell.

"Bug Teacher" is Miss Natalie French. But I'm not sure what you're showing happened with her and Xander. I don't even think they kissed, did they? I'd go back and watch it, but I hated that episode.
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[User Picture]From: brad
2002-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
Good info, thanks!
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[User Picture]From: iseebi
2002-12-18 09:03 pm (UTC)

Wow

Haha..you are such a geek. It's great. ^_~
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[User Picture]From: film_girl
2002-12-18 09:45 pm (UTC)
Hell yeah! My roommate thinks you rule (she's the biggest Buffy fan I've ever met)...
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