not to be a dick, but that is pretty lame.

I did it on accident.

You don't actually think I'd do that on purpose, do you?

I didn't think you would, but hey.. I have seen people do worse.

any time someone starts a sentence with "not to be a dick", it means they're going to be a dick.

There must be some way to optimize this algorithm...

Your real motivation for spilling the beer was to drench me, but you didn't account for my cat-like beer dodging reflexes!

get the beer spilled on you - and make some pretty bar wench clean ya up. THEN who's the fool? the guy doin' the spillin' or the one getting wiped down by the barely legal barmaid? HA!

good waitstaff helps...

I got my own beer at this place on sixth, sat down and drank most of it...waiter comes over notices it is almost empty and asks if I want another, I made this face like I wasn't sure and he asked what I was drinking and I told him but wasn't sure if I wanted another one of those, he told me to wait. He took off...

A few mintues later he came back with a glass and it was like a third the way full, he said "try that". He came back and I said yeah and had one of those. I think I had one more but I left him a five...

I had something just like that happen standing at a bar one night, couldn't decide...she took FIVE glasses down and poured me what she said where her five favorites. She put about a good two sips in each glass. I picked the last one.

She said she liked that one too and I said thanks for helping me decide, she then took off and found me a glass with an imprint of that exact beer I'd choosen... She poured me a full glass...I tipped her pretty damn good too. She mighta wanted me...hard to tell I was pretty lit by that point...

Some people are just good at their jobs...and it helps if you talk to them like they are people and not bark at them...

I prolly get along with waitstaff better than most but I learned from a expert.

I hope you tipped them well...


peace!

I did that exact same thing last weekend! Only I didn't have to buy the beer in the first place