We've been considering stronger signs for the door:
"We kidnap solicitors."
"Solicitors: Beware of foot."
"Solicitors: Walking, human spam."
"Go away. We're hard at work and our time is worth more."
We had some other good ones too, but I forgot.
Now, the question is: do we hang all these up outside, or just continue to fuck with dumb solicitors that ignore sign?