Brad Fitzpatrick (brad) wrote,
Brad Fitzpatrick
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solicitors

We seem to be getting an increasing number of solicitors here at the office. We even put up a "NO SOLICITORS" sign, but it doesn't seem to help. I've started just being mean to them... it's ridiculous.

We've been considering stronger signs for the door:

"We kidnap solicitors."

"Solicitors: Beware of foot."

"Solicitors: Walking, human spam."

"Go away. We're hard at work and our time is worth more."

We had some other good ones too, but I forgot.

Now, the question is: do we hang all these up outside, or just continue to fuck with dumb solicitors that ignore sign?
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  • Happy Birthday!

    Happy 20th Birthday, LiveJournal! 🐐🎂🎉

  • hi

    Posting from the iPhone app. Maybe I'm unblocked now.

  • Why, hello...

    Long time no see. How's my baby doing?