solicitors

We seem to be getting an increasing number of solicitors here at the office. We even put up a "NO SOLICITORS" sign, but it doesn't seem to help. I've started just being mean to them... it's ridiculous.

We've been considering stronger signs for the door:

"We kidnap solicitors."

"Solicitors: Beware of foot."

"Solicitors: Walking, human spam."

"Go away. We're hard at work and our time is worth more."

We had some other good ones too, but I forgot.

Now, the question is: do we hang all these up outside, or just continue to fuck with dumb solicitors that ignore sign?