MASSAGE LOOOOTION FOR MY BAAAAA-DYYYY
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
TWO BLADES TO GRIND MY COOO--FFEEE
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
3 PURTY CANDLES
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love
THE FANCY WATCH SHE GAVE ME 5 YEARS AGO THAT BROKE LAST YEAR (too many syllables)
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....
FLIP-FLOPS FOR THE HOOTTT TUB
On the 6th day of Christmas, Brad better start shopping for her! :-)